Conversation is the enemy of good wine and food.

Alfred Hitchcock #Other

Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.

Alfred Hitchcock #Other

I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.

Alfred Hitchcock #Other

I never said actors were cattle. I said that actors should be treated like cattle.

Alfred Hitchcock #Other

In films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and what a messy thing it is to kill a man.

Alfred Hitchcock #Other

Television has brought murder back into the home-- where it belongs.

Alfred Hitchcock #Other

Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it.

Alfred Hitchcock #Other

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

Alfred Hitchcock #Other

These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equaled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.

Alfred Hitchcock #Other

This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book - it makes a very poor doorstop.

Alfred Hitchcock #Other

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