A committee is a thing which takes a week to do what one good man can do in an hour.

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A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.

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A friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you just the same.

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A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other... until death do them join.

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A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist.

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An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness.

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Death: To stop sinning suddenly.

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Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.

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Editor: a person employed on a newspaper whose business it is to seperate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.

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Enthusiasm is the great hill-climber.

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