Being a woman is of special interest to aspiring male transexuals. To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football.

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Favorite animal: steak.

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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.

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Humility is no substitute for a good personality. Metropolitan Life 1978

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I do not believe in God. I believe in cashmere.

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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.

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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.

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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.

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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.

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