A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. A Day at the Races - 1936

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From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

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Go, and never darken my towels again.

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I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.

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I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

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I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.

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