A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

Josh Billings #Humor

About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.

Josh Billings #Humor

After enlightenment, the laundry.

Josh Billings #Humor

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.

Josh Billings #Humor

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Josh Billings #Humor

Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.

Josh Billings #Humor

Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are and doing things as they ought to be done.

Josh Billings #Humor

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

Josh Billings #Humor

Every man has his follies -- and often they are the most interesting thing he had got.

Josh Billings #Humor

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed.

Josh Billings #Humor

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