Black holes are where God divided by zero.

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Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

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Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

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Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect.

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Every now and then I like to lean out my window, look up and smile for a satellite picture.

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Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

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I have an existential map. It has "You are here" written all over it.

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I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world.

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I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious! Standup Comedy Routine

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I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of it in only eight minutes. Standup Comedy Routine

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