"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. "Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice." Sourcery

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A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read. Guards! Guards!

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A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores. The Fifth Elephant

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An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on. Hogfather

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For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks. Equal Rites

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Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off. "Small Gods" (1992)

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He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at. Small Gods

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If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter. Moving Pictures (regarding popcorn)

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It could not be happening because this sort of thing did not happen. Any contradictory evidence could be safely ignored. Jingo

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No. Men should die for lies. But the truth is too precious to die for. Small Gods

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