Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing -- and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.

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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.

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Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

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Every man is ignorant - just on different subjects.

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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else. Illiterate Digest (1924) "Warning to Jokers: lay off the prince"

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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. New York TImes Apr. 29 1930

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Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is. Newspaper article Feb. 15 1925

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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.

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I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his money.

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