A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.

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God help those who do not help themselves.

Wilson Mizner #Authors

Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.

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I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe it.

Wilson Mizner #Authors

I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.

Wilson Mizner #Authors

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education.

Wilson Mizner #Authors

Life is a tough proposition and the first hundred years are the hardest.

Wilson Mizner #Authors

Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.

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The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.

Wilson Mizner #Authors

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

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