A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A DOE Unbearably lovely music is heard as the curtain rises, and we see the woods on a summer afternoon. A fawn dances on and nibbles slowly at some leaves. He drifts lazily through the soft foliage. Soon he starts coughing and drops dead. Without Feathers

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At the opera in Milan with my daughter and me, Needleman leaned out of his box and fell into the orchestra pit. Too proud to admit it was a mistake, he attended the opera every night for a month and repeated it each time.

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Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

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Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the abominations are done while wearing a lobster bib. Without Feathers

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Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

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Eighty percent of success is showing up.

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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

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Eternity is a long time, especially towards the end.

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Eternity is very long, especially towards the end. Just Six Numbers Martin Rees page 71

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