Golf is a good walk spoiled.

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Virtue has never been as respectable as money.

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Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.

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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

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Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion.

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It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake.

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

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In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but the Marseillaise only have a vague theoretical idea of its use, which they have obtained from books of travel.

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It could probably be show by facts and figures that there is no distinctively native American criminal class except Congress.

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Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

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